School Among Other Things

On Wednesday 6th September, I started my first day of Year 11 and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hella nervous for this school year.

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Shit Lil’ Ash Did & Believed

Some say that Ash is a “unique” individual. Others simply resort to “stupid”. Well, you can decide which she would fall under after hearing some of the stories of her past. Unless of course, you don’t give two shits about her, which is always fab!
A friendly reminder that you may never look (ffs, they can’t see you/her, idk) at her the same way again.

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Birthdays, Trips & An End To Year 10

As some of you will know (haha do you really expect them to keep up with your life, Ash…), I moved schools last year due to various reasons. Last week marked the 1 year anniversary of moving to the now not-so-new school and I’m happy. Or at least as happy as a student can be when their GCSE’s are next year and have holiday homework. No no, Ash, don’t think about the work – it’s all a ploy created by the Government to distract the intellectual student population from their diabolical plans.

I’ve grown as a person this past school year and I’m grateful for the people I’ve met and the friends I’ve made. Also, Pinky Lilani and Aunty Ore (pronounced as O-ree) are life. Don’t feel lost – all will be explained in the next 682 words.

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